It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
no mom, it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair", it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. it needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). i NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"